I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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