normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
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Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
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You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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