So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
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he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
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Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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