Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
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