I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
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i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
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I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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