thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Randomize
