At least make sure they are 18
Why
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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