i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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