I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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