I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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