I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
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you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
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No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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