Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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