I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
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