Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
