When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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