Sorry, I don't speak sober.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
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