idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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