She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
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I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
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And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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