he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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