She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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