how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
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Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
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I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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