whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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