How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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