i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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