i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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