Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
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I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
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Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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