what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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