Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
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I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
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In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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