Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
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did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
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Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I got inside last night via doggy door
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me