Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(734): View more from Michigan

Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...

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(312): View more from Illinois

sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?

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(314): View more from Missouri

just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college

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(813): View more from Florida

That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station

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(214): View more from Texas

did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?

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(406): View more from Montana

It was just a squirrel

(253): View more from Washington

You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.

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(361): View more from Texas

Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.

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(813): View more from Florida

just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me

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