I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
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