blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
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She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
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Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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