I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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