Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
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I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
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I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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