Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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