You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
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Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
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Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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