Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
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