why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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