Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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