What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
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He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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