Cold hands, warm shart.
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
i just google imaged poop.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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