I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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