How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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