Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
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nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
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She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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