So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
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