Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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