shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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