A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
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We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
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He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
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