I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
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We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
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I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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