I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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