What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
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