The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
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she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
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I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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