well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
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