Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
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I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
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Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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