Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
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So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
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I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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