I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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