It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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