he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
