Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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